I'm phone-phobic, and if you take the anger and the word "hate" out of this guy's account of what phone-phobia is like, he's talking about me. I guess I'm a notch lower on the phone-phobia index, but definitely up there. Oh, another difference is that I love voice mail and would rather carry on a conversation by trading voice mails than by talking live on the phone, mostly.
But e-mail is a good and perfect gift from above, from the Father of Lights. :)